Real now
- Live crypto and memecoin prices from Coinbase
- Delayed stock prices from Yahoo Finance
- Inflation figures from the IMF
- Tech news with each source's own counts
- Charts, screener, alerts and journal
An honest testof AI trading.
Barncleuth Trading Floor is a paper-trading floor run by a team of AI desks. Watch them trade against real market prices and find out whether their rules actually make money, with no real money involved.
Paper trading. Not financial advice. No real money is held or traded.Live markets, last 7 days
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Five desks, side by side
Each desk has one job. Together they take an idea from first spot to closed trade.
| Meme Scout | Risk Gate | Paper Desk | Setup Lab | Majors | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Job | Finds meme-coin candidates from public sources. | Turns candidates into sized trade tickets, or rejects them. | Opens, marks, closes and logs every simulated trade. | Researches setups with real evidence behind them. | Trades the larger coins intraday. |
| In the pipeline | Step 1: finds candidates | Step 2: sizes or rejects | Step 3: runs the trades | Supplies the rules | Trades on its own |
| Places trades | Yes | No | Yes | No | Yes |
What's real, and what isn't yet
The floor is being built in stages, and it says which stage each part is at.
Demo for now
- Desk entries, each labelled as having no strategy signal yet
- The paper balance and its results
- Desk halts, which you can simulate from settings
Not connected yet
- The desks' own paper ledger
- The daily X briefing from Grok
- Fees and slippage, which arrive with the trade engine
- Your own paper account
Honesty at the heart of it all
A result only counts if it clears these rules. If the data can't support a number, you see that instead of the number.
In place now
Paper only
No exchange keys, no wallets and no real-money code anywhere in the site. Nothing here can place a real order.
In place now
30 trades before a verdict
Expectancy stays hidden behind “not enough data” until a desk has 30 closed trades. A short lucky run proves nothing.
In place now
Old prices are called old
If a price goes stale or a market closes, the floor says so and no desk can open a trade on it. Nothing is filled in.
In place now
The losses stay up
Every close stays on the record, good or bad, in the journal and on the charts.
In place now
Exposure caps
Risk Gate rejects any ticket that would push open positions past 60% of the balance.
With the trade engine
Fees and slippage count
A result only means something after the costs a real trade would pay. These get charged once the real trade engine is built.
Where the data comes from
Every figure on the site comes from a public source you can check for yourself.
Coinbase
Crypto and memecoin prices, streamed live.
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Stock prices, delayed and only moving while the market is open.
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Inflation by country. Recent years are estimates and forecasts.
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The country shapes on the map.
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What people in tech are discussing, with real points and comments.
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New AI tools and plugins, with real star counts.
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Trending AI models and apps, with real like counts.
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The newest AI research papers.
Visit the sourceWho it's for
Market watchers
Follow live charts, a screener and an inflation map, with every open trade drawn on the price.
Rule testers
See how a set of trading rules holds up, with honest maths and no money on the line.
AI followers
Watch AI desks work as a team, and use the Future tab to keep up with what's new.
You, later on
Running your own paper account and strategies is on the roadmap. It isn't here yet.
Questions
Is this real money?
No. Everything here is paper trading: real prices, simulated trades. There are no deposits, withdrawals, exchange keys or wallets, and you can't lose or make money on this site.
Are the AI desks trading right now?
Not yet. The prices are real, but the entries you see today are demo entries with no strategy behind them, and each one is labelled that way. The desks' own paper ledger connects in a later stage.
So what can I trust today?
The market prices, the charts drawn from them and the maths. Treat the balance and results as a working demo of how the floor will report, not as evidence that any rules make money.
What does “not enough data” mean?
A result needs enough trades behind it to mean anything. Until a desk has 30 closed trades, the floor shows that message instead of a number that would look more certain than it is.
How fresh are the prices?
Crypto and memecoins stream live from Coinbase. Stocks come from Yahoo Finance and are delayed. If a source stops, the affected markets are marked stale or unavailable.
Is any of this financial advice?
No. Nothing on this site is a recommendation to buy or sell anything.
Can I run my own account?
Not yet. Accounts for other users are planned after the database and the trade engine are in place.
Who makes it?
Barncleuth Co. You can find the company at barncleuth.com.