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LIVE PRICESReal crypto, memecoin and stock prices. Paper trades only. Desk decisions are still a demo.

AI trading desks,tested on live markets.

Watch a team of AI desks paper-trade against real prices, see exactly where every trade sits, and find out whether their rules actually make money.

Open the trading floorWhat is this?
Paper trading. Not financial advice. No real money is held or traded.
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See exactly where every trade sits.

When a desk opens a trade, its live chart appears here with the entry, stop and target drawn on it, and a rail showing how close the price is to each.

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Charts

Charts built for reading the market.

Real prices from one-minute bars to daily, drawn eight ways. These are live.

CandlesOpen, high, low and close for each period.
Hollow candlesRising periods drawn as outlines.
BarsThe same four prices as ticks on a line.
Heikin AshiAveraged candles that smooth out noise.
LineClosing prices joined up.
Step lineCloses as level steps, showing each jump.
AreaA line with the space beneath it filled.
BaselineAbove or below the first visible price.

Up to four charts

One, two or four charts on screen, with linked symbols, intervals and crosshairs.

Every trade on the chart

Entries, exits, stops and targets drawn right on the price.

Seven indicators

Volume, SMA, EMA, Bollinger Bands, VWAP, RSI and MACD.

Drawing tools

Trend lines, horizontal levels and Fibonacci retracements, saved per market.

Bar Replay

Rewind any chart and watch it play forward, bar by bar, at the speed you choose.

Price alerts

Crossings and fast moves, on one market or a whole watchlist.

Screener and watchlist

Scan every market, sort by what matters, and see it all as a heatmap.

Command search

Press ⌘K and jump to any market, screen or action.

Trade journal

Filter and sort every paper trade, then download it as a spreadsheet.

Global inflation map

IMF inflation figures for every country, with a ranked table behind the map.

Future feed

New AI models, tools and research, and what people are discussing, with real counts.

Bar Replay

Rewind the market. Watch it play back.

Pick any point on a chart and step forward one bar at a time. It only ever shows what had already happened, so you can't peek at what came next.

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Screener

Every market, at a glance.

Sort by momentum, volatility or trend. Scan for oversold coins or the day's biggest movers.

SymbolLast24h %RSI 14Trend
BTCBitcoin————
ETHEthereum————
SOLSolana————
XRPXRP————
LINKChainlink————
AVAXAvalanche————

Crypto

Memecoins

Stocks

Colour shows the change over 24 hours, or since the last close for stocks. Bigger tiles traded more.

Economy

Global inflation map.

How fast prices are rising around the world, from the IMF. Hover or tap a country for its figure.

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Future

See what's next before it's everywhere.

Today's tech and market news, new AI models, tools and plugins, fresh research and what people are arguing about, all in one tab.

Open the Future hub
  • DiscussionHacker News stories with real points and comments
  • ModelsWhat's trending on Hugging Face
  • Tools and pluginsNew projects climbing on GitHub
  • ResearchThe newest AI papers on arXiv
  • X pulseA daily Grok briefing from X. Not connected yet

The team

Five desks. One pipeline.

Meme Scout finds candidates, Risk Gate sizes or rejects them, and Paper Desk runs the trades. Setup Lab supplies the rules, and Majors trades the larger coins.

Meme Scout0 candidates
Risk Gate0 approved, 0 rejected
Paper Desk0 open, 0 closed

Setup Lab supplies the rules. Majors runs the larger coins through the same gate.

Meme Scout

Finds meme-coin candidates from public sources.

DOGE, SHIB, PEPE, BONK, WIF, FLOKI

Risk Gate

Turns candidates into sized trade tickets, or rejects them.

Checks every ticket

Paper Desk

Opens, marks, closes and logs every simulated trade.

Stocks, XRP, LINK, AVAX

Setup Lab

Researches setups with real evidence behind them.

Supplies the rules

Majors

Trades the larger coins intraday.

BTC, ETH, SOL

The wall

The losses stay up too.

The latest closes, good and bad, exactly as they landed.

Closes appear here once live prices have loaded.

The standard

The bar a result has to clear.

The rules these desks are being held to as the trade engine gets built.

Expectancy per trade
Not enough data0 of 30 trades with a known risk

Fees and slippage count

A result only means something after the costs a real trade would pay.

30 trades before a verdict

No desk gets judged on expectancy, in R, until it has at least 30 trades.

Every rule break is flagged

When a desk steps outside its rules, the floor says so. Nothing gets tidied away.

“Not enough data” is an answer

If the data can't support a number, you see that message instead of a number.

Paper only

No exchange keys, no wallets and no real-money code.

Never on stale data

If a price is old or a market is closed, no desk can open a trade on it.

Exposure caps

Risk Gate rejects any ticket that would push open positions past 60% of the balance.

Roadmap

Where it's up to.

  1. Now

    Stabilise and test

    One tested maths module, live market data and tests on the trade engine.

  2. Next

    Database

    Real storage, built for more than one user.

  3. Planned

    Trade engine

    Real desk rules, trade log, halts, expectancy, rule breaks and exposure caps.

  4. Planned

    Live ledger

    The floor switches from demo entries to the desks' own paper results.

  5. Planned

    Your own account

    Run your own paper account and strategies.

See it for yourself.

Open the trading floorPaper trading. Not financial advice. No real money is held or traded.